Roxbury Latin By-the-Numbers + They Didn’t Say It + They Said It – A Student Publication of the Roxbury Latin School

10 – Combined AP scores of all 10 Calculus AB students

0 – Number of assignments cheated on during the online semester

39,268 – Number of times small children appeared on Mr. Cervas’s Zoom calls

65:7 – Mr. Pojman’s instagram ratio

305 – Number of students who have longed for Sage Dining over quarantine

68 – Number of people Editor Hari Narayanan asked to post about the new Tripod instagram account (@tripod1645)

1 – Number of people (including Hari Narayanan) who actually posted about it

305 – Number of students who have waited to log onto a Zoom call to avoid being in a room alone with a teacher

They Didn’t Say It:

Maybe they didn’t say it…..but they could have.

“I think it’s time to settle down and finally get some respect around here.” – Mr. Poles

“ENCARNACIOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!” – Mr. Texeira (he did say that, as did Jack Black in Nacho Libre)

“No amount of fire and freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.” – Avi Attar I (he also did say that)

“Are bathrooms always supposed to smell this nice?” – Mr. Sokol at Speedway

“My mailman is unusually handsome for a mailman.” – Mr. Walsh

“Everything Doc Hyde says is a lie.” – Mr. Sugg

“Rest in peace to fight night: certified everywhere aint gotta print my resume.” – Dr. Guerra

“Bricks made good ladders, but only if you feel like it. Sometimes they can be forks– depends, really.” – Mr. Buckley

“Do not cut a hole in your microwave. It will not work like you think it will.” – Mr. Piper

“Free my brother Kodak.” – Mr. Heaton

“And that is how supply meets demand! Label this point Eq. 1.” – Mr. Brown, pointing to his lava lamp, quarantine day 82.

“If you stack enough q-tips on top of each other, they will fall down, guaranteed. Unless you use glue, but that’s no fun.” – Mr. Bettendorf

“You can’t take away my wetsuit, it came with the slip-n-slide.” – Mr. Lawler

“SOMEONE ORDERED A PIZZA BALL!!!” – Mr. Wildes

“Big game tomorrow, rest up and hydrate.” – Will Hyde II

“Ironman dies in Endgame.” – Ayan Shekhar V

“I hate Peter Turo.” – Peter Shea

“Youtube redstone contraption tutorial.” – Boaz Levy

“Wait this isn’t google.” – Boaz Levy

This time they really did say it.

“Your zygotes or your life.” Michael Stankovich I to Hari Narayanan I

“I’m literally making money off of Coronavirus right now.” – Aidan Cook I

“I thought I deleted that.” – Eric Ma I, Yearbook editor-in-chief

“You should see my toes, bro.” – Austin Manning I

“Try driving through Wellesley without hitting a pedestrian. It’s impossible.” – Mr. Pojman

“I wanna die with Mr. Brown” – Collin Bergstrom I

“I genuinely thought the Choral Room was “coral room” for all of sixie year, and I never found the coral.” – Seb Graber-Adamsons I